Emily: I don’t think that baby likes Santa. He’s like “Excuse me I’m an atheist!”

Kiah: I think we all get a knee.
Emily: I don’t think Santa has 5 knees
Madison: It’s the new model

Lourdes: “I’m going to shove whipped cream up your ass Emily.”

Morgan: “Calm your Arabic nipples!”
Lourdes: “I thought they were Jewish?”
Morgan: “No your nipples are Arabic and the rest of you is Jewish.”

Morgan: “Ah! The pees are treeing.”

Morgan: “What’s the difference between the bidet and the wash.”
Emily: “The bidet is for fun and the wash is strictly business.”

Morgan: “heterosexuality is gay!”

Emily: “You can stick your chives up your chickens asshole.”